Your LSAT Horoscope

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I’m so glad you’ve come to seek the advice of the stars today. Some people want the input of the cosmos to help interpret their romantic futures, their tangled pasts, or their upcoming fortunes. But here, we’re looking to interpret a more … intellectual puzzle. What can your astrological sign tell you about your approach to the LSAT? So come in, come in. Let’s see what the celestial bodies have to say about your study habits.

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Aries (March 21 – April 20)
Symbol: The Ram
Element: Fire

Slow down, cowboy. Don’t answer questions before you finish reading them. You’re smart, but not clairvoyant. Highlight important details.

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Taurus (April 21 – May 21)
Symbol: The Bull
Element: Earth

The stars say that you should be wary of selecting C over A. Try varying your guesses on the next practice exam.

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Gemini (May 22 – June 21)
Symbol: The Twins
Element: Air

Know the difference between your own opinion and the author’s opinion. Other people are different from you. This is good; you don’t want to be the kind of person who writes Reading Comp passages, do you?

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Cancer (June 22 – July 22)
Symbol: The Crab
Element: Water

Take time to help a friend today. The friend is you. Study your flashcards.

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Leo (July 23 – August 23)
Symbol: The Lion
Element: Fire

You may be intimidated by jargon from disciplines you do not share. Don’t worry. It’s all written by geeks, anyway. You do, however, still have to practice science-based LR questions.

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Virgo (August 24 – September 22)
Symbol: The Maiden
Element: Earth

Have you eaten a vegetable today? Have you seen sunlight with your own two eyes this week? Go outside, dedicated nerd. The celestial bodies miss you.

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Libra (September 23 – October 23)
Symbol: The Scales
Element: Air

Don’t let the negative psychic energy of your study space fog your vision. Clean your desk. Put a crystal on it. Why not.

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Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)
Symbol: The Scorpion
Element: Water

The stations of the planets say WHY CAN YOU SEE THE STATIONS OF THE PLANETS, GO TO SLEEP, IT’S NIGHTTIME.

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Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)
Symbol: The Archer
Element: Fire

Don’t forget: Your lucky number is 180. You have a goal, so work towards it. Take an extra practice exam this week. In fact, here’s a free one.

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Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)
Symbol: The Sea-Goat
Element: Earth

Your recent test results may not have been as promising as you’d hoped. Don’t be stung by your own self-criticism. Practice self-care by staying the hell away from LSAT forums. You know they stress you out.

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Aquarius (January 21 – February 18)
Symbol: The Water-Bearer
Element: Air

You can only pin so much blame on the position of Mercury. You do actually have to study this week. Try a change of location, or try some free LSAT prep.

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Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Symbol: The Fishes
Element: Water

Doodling and sketching are not the same thing. Those are lovely designs you’ve made on your scratch paper, but your creativity needs to be directed and organized or it will lead you astray. Keep your sketches tidy.

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